Flock of Seahawks
Back in September, the UNCW Wakeboard Club went to Pennsylvania to compete in a regional qualifier for the Collegiate Nationals. The contest went down the same time as the Wake the Lake contest, so I couldn’t make it, but Nick was on point and filmed pretty much the entire weekend.
Although I wasn’t there, I can pretty much make several assumptions about the trip. They are:
1. Pennsylvania smells bad
2. Pennsylvania has questionable plumbing
3. Tim is scared of the camera
4. According to Corey, girls don’t poop
5. UNCW has a stacked wake team that loves using excessive amounts of profanity
In the end, the Seahawks placed 2nd overall and easily qualified for Nationals in San Diego. They also had some pretty impressive individual results; club president Jon Bryant took 1st Place in the Beginners division, vice-president Tim Boyer placed 2nd in Wakeskate, Nick won the Outlaw division, while Fabian and Justin Sellers took 1st and 2nd in the Pro division, respectively.
What you see below is pretty much a play-by-play of how the weekend went down. If there are little kids around, you might want to tell them to put on the earmuffs.
November 15, 2007 at 7:19 PM
Where’s Sellers’ gay ass blurt out?
November 15, 2007 at 10:26 PM
I love lamp!
November 16, 2007 at 2:33 AM
I was really bummed that I couldnt be there…until I found out that I would have had to hover over a hole to piss. not my cup o’ tea
November 26, 2007 at 10:15 PM
okay, nick won’t shit anywhere but his own bathroom but will go in a hole in the ground…interesting
thanks for the video of the trip…i feel updated
April 5, 2008 at 3:46 PM
yo, my name doesnt have a E in it, but the video is awesome
December 24, 2008 at 10:28 PM
you guys are not cool. that vid made me think wakeboarding was the gayest thing anyone can do, please do not try to talk into the camera about retarded shit. its totally embarassing especially when you say fuck every other word and you dont ever really say fuck anyways. fucks